Sonntag, 9. August 2020

94) modern problems
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Modern problems

Economist: It is becoming more and more difficult to finance pensions because there are more and more retirees.
Politician: Either the birth rate would have to rise, or many immigrants would have to come from less developed countries in order to increase the number of young taxpayers.
Nationalist: We don't need foreigners in our country, we just have to prevent our women from having abortion.
Sociologist: We need ten workers to support one pensioner. Of those, only three will die by the time they grow old and retire. Seventy taxpayers are required in the next round. According to this calculation, the population would have to double every third generation, which is of course impossible. In addition, if abortion is banned, the number of births will only rise for a short time before men and women find another solution to circumvent this ban, and Europe is one of the most densely populated regions in the world after western China and the Indian peninsula.
Catholic: Abortion is murder. God gives life and he takes it back. Nobody has the right to decide about life and death, not even about the unborn.
Doctor: Only after the third month does the embryo begin to live somehow independently. I think one can't speak of a human beforehand.
Esoteric: When a sperm cell meets an egg cell, a soul arises. If we do not allow this soul to materialise, we will disturb the world of souls.
Women's rights activist: Every woman must have the right to decide for herself.
Esoteric psychologist: If a woman does not want to bear a child to a man, it means for the man that she rejects him too.
Misogynist: Women should consider themselves lucky that they are doing so well in Europe. In various countries, even their clitoris would be cut out so that they could not feel any joy at all. And then these emancipated females are so ill-considering that they marry an Arab or a negro.
Conservative: The woman's job is to have children and to look after the family home, which gives the man the opportunity to relax and gather strength for work again.
Woman: An abortion advocate would never order an opponent of this 20th century achievement to have a child aborted. However, when there are too many opponents, abortion is simply banned. Who actually has to raise the children? The man on the abortion board or the pregnant woman? And when a woman has her own money, it is easier for her to leave the man who is abusing her.
Historian for economic studies: Since Adam Smith, we have recognised that the economy works best when as many participants in society as possible can be incorporated into the manufacturing process and later into the circle of buyers. And this is only possible if women can also shape their lives independently.
Gynaecologist: I think that women generally work more legally than men because they value health, need a gynaecologist and therefore want to take advantage of state health insurance.
Family psychologist: When parents take turns on maternity leave, the relationship between father and children improves and the relationship between wife and husband is more relaxed when the woman enjoys equal rights.


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