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Serious conversations or just nonsense A right-wing man, a Jew and a worker are sitting in a pub talking about refugees from Syria. Right-winger: They have a different culture and are genetically different. Jude: There are definitely a few terrorists among them. Worker: They will take the job away from me. A Turk and a Jew in the Buda Castle in 1686. Turk: The unbelievers are coming. Jude: For Christians, all those of different faiths are blasphemers and some are burned at the stake as heretics. Two people sit in the centre of a big city in a cloudless night and look at the sky. A layer of smog hangs over the city and the stars are not visible. One of the two had come by car, the other wants to light a cigarette. Non-smoking driver: do you really have to pollute the air? One with gluten allergy and a vegetarian go to the restaurant. Vegetarian: I hope you won't order meat because the smell is unbearable to me. You should try breaded mushrooms once. A drunken guest tells the waitress in the pub: my son smokes hashish. I can't handle that and that's why I must drink. A Syrian refugee searches a grocery store and asks a middle-aged (or medieval?) Hungarian. Refugee: Do you speak English? Parlez vous français? Hungarian: Why are you so uncultivated? Can't you speak Hungarian A Hungarian travel guide shows Polish tourists the capital. Hungarian tourist guide: When Poland was still part of Hungary, we had 3 adjacent coasts. And now, we go to a real Hungarian csárda (pub-restaurant), have a coffee and listen to gypsy music. A second generation North African in Europe: "A Berber is no better than a dog." Two women about a neighbour: First: Have you heard? Mary is pregnant and nobody knows from whom. Second: It's right! My husband is an alcoholic and sometimes beats me up, but he has stayed with me and goes to church every Sunday. Two environmentalists: 1: Because I love nature very much, I have now built a house in the middle of the forest. 2: And this is your new car, half gasoline, and half-electric? 1: Unfortunately, I can no longer ride my bike to work, it’s too far. I also meet all of my friends and relatives in the city. Last week, I was in Bayreuth at the Wagner Festival and wore my newest evening dress. And next week, I'm going to a Michael Jackson concert. Unfortunately, I have not yet participated in the Monika show, but I have seen the film stars in Cannes from a distance. I don't have time to exercise, but I'm on the latest paleolite diet now. Of course, one sometimes needs variety, that's what McDonald’s is for. Our priest always talks about Jesus, our fatherland and Christian values so beautifully on the radio on Sunday. If only the whole world were Catholic! Back to list!

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