69) Adam, snake, knife Written by Rainer: rainer.lehrer@yahoo.com Learn languages (via Skype): Rainer: + 36 20 549 52 97 or + 36 20 334 79 74

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Adam, snake, knife I was sitting in the lobby of an office building when I noticed a painting, modern art, from right to left: a naked woman, an apple, a snake, a knife and a naked man. Now I was sure that the composition had to be about the biblical story from paradise. At first I didn't know what to do with the knife. Did Adam want to peel the sinful fruit before eating it, or do something to Eve, or kill the snake? I chose the latter and asked myself what would have happened if ……………… After having been driven out of paradise, mankind had to work hard to survive. New professions emerged that competed with each other, with Cain killing his brother Abel. Societies developed, wars were fought, the Catholic Church founded, the Inquisition introduced and the atomic bomb dropped. In a nutshell: We live in a valley of tears and are looking forward to death, the entrance to the lost paradise again, sitting next to God and sing "Hallelujah" all day long. What a life! Dreadful! This world view has been conveyed to us in Europe for centuries. How could such a negative fate hold us up for so long? There are two main reasons for it: ignorance and lack of independent thinking or submissiveness. So! What would have happened if we could have stayed in paradise? Adam and Eve lay naked under a tree next to each other. They didn't need a bed or a blanket because the grass beneath them was soft and the nights in paradise were never too cool. Adam felt a strong pressure in his bladder and intestine, he simply pressed it out of himself, since he knew nothing. When Eve felt the intense smell, it also stimulated her body functions, so she did the same. Of course, one doesn't like sitting in one’s own filth, especially when thousands of mosquitoes and flies are around after a short time, because even in paradise someone has to be responsible for the waste. Without garbage, there is no metabolism, so there is no life. The two satisfied people got up and went to the nearby spring to drink. Some flies followed them because remnants of the filth were still stuck to their bums. In order to chase away the annoying small animals, they jumped into the cool water, from which they immediately drank, since they had not read stupid classical Greeks, which long before our era warned that one should not piss in the source from which one wanted to drink. Refreshed by the dirty water, the feeling of hunger came and Adam's eyes searched the area for a tree that bore ripe fruit, since they also had to be picked in paradise and they did not just fly into the mouth of the requesting human. But where did they get meat from, in a place where there was eternal peace? They didn't have weapons. Well, they will have fed on beetles, worms and carrion. Eve had had swollen nipples for days. For chimpanzees, this means that the female animal is not ready for sexual intercourse. For humans, however, it is exactly the opposite. It shows that sex is desirable, at which time women are particularly aroused. Repeatedly she touched his arm, his body, nestled to him to arouse a certain interest in him too. Finally, his penis stretched and became hard and stiff. However, there can hardly be any talk of tender caressing and kissing. We do not know exactly at what level Adam was and when the time began when women and men hugged to love each other. Probably the primitive Adam, who, as we know, had not eaten from the tree of wisdom, just grabbed her, she now had to kneel down like a dog, and so it went from behind. Maybe he grabbed her by the hair and rode her like a horse. If we do that today, it usually happens tenderly with lots of kisses and is considered an expansion of the repertoire. Probably, it wasn't like that with Adam. It certainly didn't take long. Once done, he threw himself to the floor, overwhelmed by the orgasm and exhaustion. If he was lucky, he had fallen on soft grass, turned his eyes up a little, and stopped moving for a while. Eve, who had satisfied her natural instinct, but had not reached the climax, had to help herself with her fingers, because at that moment, Adam was unable and unwilling to do anything at all. She was lucky that he had hit the right hole because sometimes it happened differently. After a while, the man of her life regained consciousness, got up and went to the next spring without even looking at her or maybe it was just a dirty puddle of rain to freshen up. The day dragged on a little, filling up with food, drinks, and emptying of bladder and intestines before the first people, without lighting a fire, sank tiredly wherever they were and enjoyed a peaceful sleep to continue their immortal everyday life. P.S.: But they probably did not go to the same place of the previous night because natural garbage removers, like flies and other insects, could not have completely removed the human products. Back to list!

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